Please Note: Since the appearance of a large sinkhole at the side entrance some of the parking may not be available as service vehicles will be trying to figure out what to do to fill up the chasm. But you may still choose to park down the road there at your own risk but county officials advise against it because they can't see any reason the sinkhole won't get larger. Also, a flock of birds has taken up residence and recently cars there have been peppered with all manner of droppings. By the way, The Pak and Sak is offering a discounted car wash with a fill-up of regular unleaded or Ethel.

• Lunch and Late Nite Menu:

Miss Viola Chagrin prepares everything Fresh and special just for you. She comes to us with quite a culinary pedigree, having prepared fine foods for the Children of Lynch County Virginia for over 30 years.  Also, we really don't know if she is a man. She identifies female, so we love her and support her in that. Oh, and whoever spray painted "Drag Fag" in pink on the door of the wood shed out back, something is gonna be brought up about that in Church. Deacon Raybourn D Light was most disturbed about it and thinks he knows the culprits handwriting.

This Weeks Gala Menu

In addition to our regular menu items these specialties will be served from Noon til 4:00 a.m.

Monday: (above)

• Barbeque pulled pork 
• Collard Greens 
• Mashed Taters
• Coke

Tuesday:

• Chicken Fried Steak
• Green Beans or Peas
• Real Buttermilk Mashed taters.
• Your choice of tasty beverage.

Wednesday:

• Fried Chicken
• Collard Greens 
• Institutional Mashed Potatoes with gravy
• Assorted Juices.

Thursday:

• Country Ham with Redeye gravy.
• Tomato, Okra, and Black Bean salad.
• Cheese Grits
• Sweet Tea

Friday:

• Chili
• Crackers
• your choice of Malted Beverage.

Saturday:

• Glazed Pork Tenderloin Roast
• Roasted Corn
• Butter Peas
• Tea or Water

Sunday:

• We regret the occassions wedo not have Sunday's menu just yet. The grocery store in Cold Springs is not open on Sunday, so we have to wait and see what's left over..

Fine Beverages:

We offer a complete line of fine beverages.

• Coke

• Sprite

• Water

• Iced tea (sweet and unsweet)

• Milk

• Juices, (tomato, orange, pineapple, grape, apple, and grapefruit)

• Root Beer

• Dr. Pepper (on good days)

• Canned beers (Coors, Coor light, Bud and Bud light, Milwaukees best, Schlitz, and of course Michelob)

• Red, White, and Pink wine. 

And Ms. Viola's Weekly Advice:

To Keep Avocado dip from turning brown, add lime juice and press the top with plastic. Otherwise it will look worser every minute.

also..Never dance when baking a cake, it may just go flat on you.

This Week's Question:

How may people live in Greater Bug Tussle?

According to the 2000 census approximately 12000 people live in and aroung Greater Bug Tussle. That would qualify it as Alabama's 120th largest Metropolitan area, if you want to call it that.

This Week's Movie Quote:

(If you can guess the movie quote, you will get a free piece of pie with a dinner plate purchase. Limit one piece per table)

"Do you teach math, science and history at this school, because that's what my son needs!"

Today's Public Service Announcement:

It is not polite to hold up traffic in both directions while you have a conversation about what is on sale over at the grocery store in Cold Springs. Please, if you must talk to your friends and family, use the phone or just pull over into the church parking lot. Paid for by Mandy's School of Manners in Drummond Switch, Alabama. That's just about Four miles over that ridge as the crow flies, But you'll have to drive about 20 miles Down Empire road and turn right on Drummond Switch Cutoff. But right now she's posted outside Clarence and Nadine's new place up on Hyatt Lookout Road. 

Last Week's Questions and Answers:

Movie Quote: "Bend and Snap!"  This one was given to us by Miss Mandy who loves the movie "Legally Blonde"

Last weeks Question: Why does my hair turn green after a perm?

Well, Faye Nell says that you either went swimming in a chlorinated pool, or died it with an inferior coloring product. She recomends Miss Clairol color "Legally Blonde" for any touch up that needs to be done after a perm.

Essentially, we have only one motto because we are just plain folks around here.

Since we do not like rudeness around here we ask that you please: GET OVER YOURSELF BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE DOES!