A group of locals have traveled to South Alabama to tour a potential new site for the lastest location in the small chain of homegrown restaurants called the Good Lite Cafe. The team has recommended an old country store located on some four acres in Downtown Burnt Corn Alabama in what was once known as the General Store. The team likes it because the building still has a floor, and already has a big Coke sign painted on the outside so much of the decoration has already been done.
Good Lite Cafe is pleased to announce that we will be serving our own home brewed beer brought to you by the Valentine sisters of Drummond Switch. Since their conviction several years ago for bootlegging and moonshining, they have been looking for legitimate recipes to sell to their loyal customers. They have retained a license from the state to brew Coon Creek Lager, Coon Creek Ale, and Heffer Wise, a beer aimed at the high falutin pallet. The brewing duo has partnered with Clyde Rogers, longtime famous brewmaster and two time blue ribbon winner at the South Alabama Brewmasters competition in Blight, Alabama.
We are pleased to announce we have just found a fine old barn just outside Hot Coffee Mississippi, In Covington county at the corner of Highway 49 and High Cotton Road. It overlooks scenic Bowie River The coldest river water in the south. We will be providing you with details as the Sherrif makes them available to us. He says the this week that the dirt around the barn may not "Perk Right" so we are unsure if we will be able to open at this particular location. We have eyed another spot, just off exit 69 at Eatonville. We will keep you posted.
Update: April 27, 2009
While applying for the various beverage licenses required to operate a full service restaurant in Covington County, Mississippi, the Hot Coffee location will be unable to serve Hot Coffee. Apparently a wave of new coffee shops in Southwest Covington has caused the prices to drop drastically, creating a glut on the local coffee market. Additionally, county officials are worried about the health of the community, as everyone seems to be running around real fast from one place to another, rather like a cat. Everybody is talking too fast to understand one another, also. They are concerened this oversupply of coffee is affecting the sleepy town image of this bedroom community.
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